The invisible rules of the Zoë Lama, by Tish Cohen
Type
Label
The invisible rules of the Zoë Lama, by Tish Cohen
Language
eng
Illustrations
illustrations
Index
no index present
Literary Form
fiction
Main title
The invisible rules of the Zoë Lama
Oclc number
71800458
Responsibility statement
by Tish Cohen
Summary
Twelve-year-old Zoë, famous for advising other people using her unwritten rules, has her hands full with chairing a school dance committee, training a new student to fit in, keeping her grandmother out of a nursing home, and trying to find a husband for her mother
Table Of Contents
Name names -- You can step in a load of crap, but a smart girl doesn't put up with any -- You can't polish a poodle -- Even bad reputations need expiration dates -- Never argue when there's candy at stake -- Smartin Granitstein is vile - There are no exceptions to this rule -- Keep your friends close and your clients closer -- Sometimes death by Puckered Parrot is worth the risk -- Sixty seconds of happy kicks jeopardy!'s butt -- Never lift for yourself what a fifth-grader is willing to lift for you -- If you love something set it loose in math class -- Sorcer's stands require written permission -- He who swipes the last butterscotch square has got to go -- No one can ever know unwritten rule #10. Ever -- Face the jackals or they'll eat you alive -- Never trust a snake -- Don't build your nest on a flagpole -- Innermost thoughts should always be in blue -- Libraries. Not so hazard-free anymore -- It ain't over till the lady in white sings -- Don't paint spots on a leopard -- if you gotta jump, take no prisoners -- Pay no attention to the unwritten rule behind the curtain -- Sometimes happy comes in extra chunky
Target audience
pre adolescent